He passed his defense with flying colors, so now I'm married to a doctor. *swoon*
Obviously, there are lots of great things about him coming home. But have you ever wondered why I'm glad he's not around? Here's the list of things I'll miss and won't be able to do when he gets back.
- drink orange juice out of the carton
- pee with the door open
- have the whole bed to myself
- eat vegetarian every single night
- use his clothes basket for my pajamas so I don't have to put them away as soon as I wake up
- have day old popcorn (when Jeff's around, the whole bowl gets eaten at once which makes me sad because I really love day old popcorn)
1 comment:
You drink oj out of the carton?!! Didn't your mother teach you better than that, regardless of whether you're home alone or not?!! sheesh
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